stupid t-shirt
I just saw a T-shirt for sale in South Station that incorporates most of the aspects of the Boston character that i dislike: tribalism, parochialism, church-centric metaphors, misogyny, resentment galore. It reads:
JOHNNY DAMON
LOOKS LIKE JESUS...
TALKS LIKE JUDAS...
THROWS LIKE MARY
For those kind readers who don't know who Johnny Damon is, he was a highly paid Red Sox member who defected to the hated New York Yankees. I really couldn't conceivably care less.
I also don't know what the big deal is -- every baseball player is a well-remunerated mercenary; it's not unique to Damon.
1 Comments:
Oh trust me stupid it's very unique for Damon. Biggest rivalry in Baseball, and possibly in the sports of the world?? Damon trading over to the yankees was a HUGE deal. Take it from me.
-A REAL Red Sox Fan
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